If you’ve not seen/heard it yet, check out I’m On a Boat first and then you can sing along. Warning: There are MANY naughty words.
Aww shit, get your addons ready it’s about to go down
Everybody in the place click the ready check
But watch your motherfucking threat
We’re running this, let’s goI’m in a raid
I’m in a raid
Everybody look at me ’cause I’m running in a raid
I’m in a raid
I’m in a raid
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking raidI’m in a raid motherfucker take a look at me
We’ll be farming Ulduar soon I can guarantee
Raiding five nights, ever since Burning Crusade
You can’t stop me motherfucker ’cause I’m in a raidTake a screenshot
I’m in a raid, bitch
We be drinking elixirs
Cause we’re so rich
I got my five deeps
And my three epic heals
I’m tanking Algalon, you in Northrend
Straight tanking sealsI’m riding on a big drake, doing heals and shit
The drake is flying, Maly is starting to sweat
But this ain’t Outland, this is leet as it gets
I’m in a raid, motherfucker, don’t you ever forgetI’m in a raid and
Progressing fast and
I got skillz so slick
That I should be banned
I’m the queen of the world
In a raid like Leeroy
If you’re wearing blues
Then you’re not with me, boyGet the fuck up, this raid is real
Fuck 5s, I’m in a raid, motherfucker
Fuck BGs, I kill elites, motherfucker
I’m in the raid with my guild, motherfucker
The raid is so skilled, motherfuckerHey ma, if you could see me now
Grinning ear to ear because I’m pwning WoW
Gonna take this raid to Arthas somehow
Like Ghostcrawler said, bring the player not the classYeah, never thought I’d be in a raid
It’s the best game that I’ve played
Yeah, Protection
Look at me, ohNever thought I’d see the day
When a big raid would be kk
Believe me when I say
I got an upgradeI’m in a raid
I’m in a raid
Everybody look at me ’cause I’m running in a raid
I’m in a raid
I’m in a raid
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking raid
Nicely done.
WHOA… I’m the salty one in the guild, and this may have been one too many mo’fo-s even for me. Jess saying so many bad words kinda disturbs me.
epic.
Ok. You made me LOL.
Normally I don’t care for the re-done lyrics posts which seem to be popular but this one was just so epicly awesome I had to post a comment and saw how much it rocked. Especially since I love that song I could just hear your re-written words going along with it.
Bravo!
Alternate title: Where Jess Swears Like a Sailor…
>.> wut?
This is perfect!
Heh. Thanks all.
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