Here’s one based on a Gin Blossoms song. I so amuse myself sometimes.
Before the patch in case you don’t recall
I was tank and you were healz we pwned it all
Is there a way that I could die
That’s bad enough to make you /cry
All the tells you sent to me were lies
The months roll past the invite you declined
Did you heal me only by design?
Buffs and HOTs you cast on me
Seemed to come so easily
The heals I thought I’d won you’d give for freeWhispers from the off-tank
I heard about nights out in the BG
I found out about youRumors follow everywhere you raid
Like when you /gquit post burning crusade
You’re geared-up now and there’s no doubt
In all the guilds where you hang out
They know your spec and they know what you’re aboutWhispers from the off-tank
I heard about nights out in the BG
I found out about youA tank is all I think I could be
I get the healz too often on the LFG
You know it’s what I always feared
I /who your name and /inspect your gear
Your death knight’s over I watch you go offlineWhispers from the off-tank
I heard about nights out in the BG
I found out about you
LOL, very creative Jess.
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