Jessika the Tank

Archive for May, 2008

It’s a bit like sex.

In Uncategorized on May 27, 2008 at 6:58 pm

For me there have been some funny incidents of abashment as a WoW player. Interesting I compare these feelings to those I had when sex first became, well, less theoretical and more applied.* Once I had to go to a computer game store to purchase a WoW “gift card” because my subscription had elapsed. (The bank had changed my card for security reasons but I was unable to get WoW to accept my new card.) I felt very exposed and embarrassed about buying the card — it felt like I was making my first purchase of birth control. I really did have the thought that I might explain to the clerk that the card was not for me (of course) but for someone else. And for some reason after using it I filed the card away in with my other bank and membership cards only to have it accidentally fall out in front of another store clerk and several customers. There it was for them to clearly see — I was MMO-active. Then there was the first time we tried using voice on WoW. It felt like such a leap of intimacy with people with whom I had played with for months already but had only communicated with by text. Our relationship had suddenly changed in a dramatic and irreversible way. The next day I went out to buy a headset and wondered the whole time if the clerk knew that I was buying it for WoW. After all the patch for the built-in voice chat had just come out the day before. How could he not know? But I had to get the headset. My relationship with my guildies had reached a new level. We had finally “done it.”

* For the confused WoW player, “sex” is an activity engaged by two consenting adults that is a physical expression of affection. It usually takes place during auctioneer scans, traversing some of the longer flight paths, or when the servers are offline on Tuesday mornings.

My 15 minutes.

In Uncategorized on May 22, 2008 at 9:27 pm

Ratshag kindly emailed Keredria and me a link to this WoW Insider article. Note who is in the picture.

A better Berserker Rage stance-dance macro?

In Uncategorized on May 15, 2008 at 9:00 am

We’ve been giving some serious thought to trying Nightbane soon so I’ve been reading up on strategy and playing with the standard Berserker Rage stance-dance macro to counter fears. If you’ve used this macro or variations of it you know that with three clicks it puts you in Berserker Stance, casts Berserker Rage, and then puts you back into Defensive Stance. One thing that bothers me about this macro is that if you happen to click it four or more times, which I could see happening in the heat of battle, it starts the sequence over again so you could find yourself in the very unfortunate position of being in Berserker Stance while tanking. So I have been playing around with the following:

#showtooltip Berserker Rage
/castsequence reset=30 Berserker Stance, Berserker Rage, Defensive Stance, Defensive Stance

This macro does the same thing, but if you keep spamming it it does nothing until 30 seconds elapse (the cooldown of Berserker Rage). Thus you do not run the risk of switching back to Berserker Stance by accident if you spam the macro more than three times. There is one risk, however. If you do hit the macro again before 30 seconds have elapsed it will reset the timer, so you do need to pay attention to the cooldown. Also I should note that unlike the usual macro this one does nothing if you are not in Defensive Stance. It is strictly a tanking macro.

Anyway this is still experimental so please don’t assume that it is foolproof, but I thought I would put it out there for people to try, criticize, and maybe improve. Also I am not quite sure why the second Defensive Stance is necessary, so if somebody could explain that too me I would be grateful.

Truly pretty in plate.

In Uncategorized on May 12, 2008 at 12:28 pm

Here is Jess. The shield will be replaced soon by the epic SSO rep reward, although I prefer the look of my Netherwing Protector’s Shield. The shoulders don’t quite match and the belt is a little off (both pre-Karazhan blues). The boots, leggings, gauntlets, bracers, and sword are all drops acquired in Karazhan in the past month or so. I love the color of the plate that drops from Karazhan. Oh the stats are pretty good too. :P


King’s Defender.

In Uncategorized on May 9, 2008 at 10:39 pm

Oh yeah baby.

We returned to Karazhan Friday night to continue where we had left on Thursday. Thursday we cleared Attumen, Moroes, Maiden, and Opera (first time for us for Romulo and Julianne). Tonight it was Curator, we downed Shade of Aran for the first time (finally!), we tried Illhoof for the first time ever and killed him on the second try, and of course we did Chess where I got myself just a bit of an upgrade. Oh and we made one attempt on Prince before the trash re-spawned and we called it a night. In addition to King’s Defender there were some good drops for the healers and rogues. Overall a very good run.

Tree of Life.

In Uncategorized on May 9, 2008 at 9:01 am

I’ve always liked “Walk of Life” by Dire Straits. I’d thought about doing a parody of “Feed the Trees” by Belly, but I like this better.

Here comes Keredria healing 5-mans, raid groups
Restoration druid, she’s such a deal
Here comes K she’s a real life woman
Down in Karazhan, trying to keep it real
She got the lifebloom, she got the regrowth
Oh yeah the girl can heal
Innervation, rejuvenation
And turning all her fishies into a meal

She do the spell that abolishes the poison
She do the spell that gives me life
She is the tree, she is the Tree of Life
Yeah she is the Tree of Life

Here come Keredria, she’ll make you thorny
Hand me down my tanking sword
Here comes Keredria with gear and glory
Epics and bitchin’ blues
She got the lifebloom, she got the regrowth
Oh yeah the girl can heal
Innervation, rejuvenation
And turning all her fishies into a meal

She do the spell that abolishes the poison
She do the spell that gives me life
She is the tree, she is the Tree of Life
Yeah she is the Tree of Life

Here comes Keredria healing 5-mans, raid groups
Restoration druid, she’s such a deal
Here comes K she’s a real life woman
Down in Karazhan, trying to keep it real
She got the lifebloom, she got the regrowth
Oh yeah the girl can heal
Innervation, rejuvenation
And turning all her fishies into a meal

And after all the raiding and heroics
Just try to remember why you’re still alive
She is the tree, she is the Tree of Life
Yeah she is the Tree of Life

Revered & geared.

In Uncategorized on May 7, 2008 at 10:21 am

So I’ve been a good little tank and have been doing my SSO dailies. This morning I hit revered and promptly picked up Inuuro’s Blade for tanking and The Sunbreaker and Bombardier’s Blade for soloing — a significant improvement over dual-wielding Grom’tor’s Charge and Blackout Truncheon which will help with grinding to exalted. As for tanking, I am going to have a hard time giving up the axe. We’ve been through a lot together. The extra stamina and agility are still very attractive, and my DPS haven’t been getting aggro off me unless something goes horribly wrong in a pull, but I suppose that if my DPS are holding back at all due to threat I may have to sacrifice it for the extra threat I can generate with the sword.

The Newbie.

In Uncategorized on May 6, 2008 at 11:06 am

My apologies to The Verve Pipe.

The Newbie

When we were new we knew everything
She a rogue who rarely ever watched her threat
Now we’re corpse running, sobbing with our toons on the floor
Stop a raid dead with a pricey repair debt

I can’t be held responsible
She crit twice with her mace
I won’t be held responsible
She got aggro in the first place

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were leet and we’d be able to compete
For the life of me I cannot believe we’d ever wipe on this boss
We were merely newbies

Our main tank took a week’s vacation to forget her
His healer did a week of dailies for rep she wanted
And now he’s guilt stricken sobbing with his shield on the floor
Thinks about her now and how he never really taunted, says

I can’t be held responsible
She crit twice with her mace
I won’t be held responsible
She got aggro in the first place

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were leet and we’d be able to compete
For the life of me I cannot believe we’d ever wipe on this boss
We were merely newbies

hey yeah
hey yeah
hey yeah

We’ve tried to wash our hands of all of this
We never talk about our lacking skill or gear
Or how we were corpse running with our toons on the floor
We fell to a boss when we tried not to slip, we’d say

I can’t be held responsible
She crit twice with her mace
I won’t be held responsible
She got aggro in the first place

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were leet and we’d be able to compete
For the life of me I cannot believe we’d ever wipe on this boss
We were merely newbies

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were leet and we’d be able to compete
For the life of me I cannot believe we’d ever wipe on this boss
We were merely newbies
We were merely newbies
We were merely newbies

The WoW hangover.

In Uncategorized on May 6, 2008 at 8:25 am

Ugh. Due to real life constraints I usually cannot start anything serious in WoW earlier than 7:00 PM my time which means if I am raiding with Jess or decide to do a “quick” heroic with Aksana after my dailies I can easily be up till 1:00 or 1:30. Now I realize for some people that isn’t a big deal at all, but real life also gets me up at 7:00 AM at the latest most mornings. The combination of the two results in what I like to call the World of Warcraft Hangover:

Symptoms:

  • general fatigue
  • throbbing eye sockets
  • sore ears (glasses + cheap headset = ouch)
  • sore back
  • cramped fingers
  • really f*****-up dreams

Nevertheless Saturday and Sunday mornings me and a few of my guildies are online with our morning coffee for a little hair of the dog (link for those of you not familiar with that expression).

Venting about vent.

In Uncategorized on May 5, 2008 at 8:33 am

Well not really venting I guess, but I have an issue with it. I just cannot shut up when we raid. This may be justified somewhat by the fact of being the raid leader and main tank, but I do realize that I go overboard sometimes. One of the Pillars of a Great Tank is

Before you say something be sure that whatever you say is better than silence.

I am horrible about this. I am a fairly introverted person, although not pathologically so. But something I have noticed about myself is that when I am talking about something that interests me and/or I am with friends I open-up quite a bit, sometimes too much. I am lucky that the raid is as patient with me as they are (or maybe they just mute me until we get to a boss).

Damn dailies.

In Uncategorized on May 1, 2008 at 9:38 am

I’ve done daily quests from time to time with my frost mage Aksana for a little extra income. With a frost mage they are terribly easy. But just recently I started doing them with Jess. Oh the pain! One reason for this exercise in masochism was that I needed two more Badges of Justice to get Slikk’s Cloak of Placation based on the recommendation of some folks that commented on an earlier post. I just barely managed to get two Badges of Justice after two days of dailies. The last one came off the last daily I did late last night. But I am very happy with the cloak. Not only is it a good tanking cloak, but it looks great with the gear I’ve been picking up in Karazhan lately. The other reason is that the SSO rep may be useful if I don’t get the right drops in the near future. Keredria kindly helped me with some quests last night on the Isle of Quel’Danas. The only thing more pathetic than a protection warrior trying to do DPS is having their moonfire-spamming healer pull aggro off them repeatedly.