I’m almost there. I just need to pick up a ring (quest reward in Shadowmoon Valley) and move around a few gems. So this morning I “composed” this little ditty:
My, my, my, my elite mobs hit my toon
Makes me say “oh my Elune”
Thank you for blessing me
With 490 def and a resto tree
I aggro but they can’t kill
A night she-elf warrior from Teldrassil
I’m the one
they hit
But this is a tank oh you can’t crit
Can’t crit this!
Stop! Jessika time! My apologies to MC Hammer. If you don’t know or recall the original tune look here.
That’s what we orcs dance to! ‘Course I knows the tune. Dooo-do-do-do … Can’t crit this!
Challenge fer you is to come up with foreign-speak words to go with the tune for the Nelfie-chick dance. Lucks with that.
So a parody of J’en ai marre then? A challenge indeed. I have always rather liked J’ai pas vingt ans, but maybe I could make it (in English) “I’m Not (Level) 20.”
[...] Can’t Crit This. It’s incomplete, a demo if you will, but I don’t think more is necessary. Ahhh…remember the days of the 490 def cap? [...]